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My band

2009-10-25T03:37:00.000-07:00

OMG!

I finally have a band!!!

Actually , Audrey and ! thought of having our own band since we were 12! But we didn't have enough people plus we dont even have a bass player! CRAP.

But its okay..2009 came and FINALLY have a band. YESHHH!

But we still didn't figure out what our band is called. WE were thinking of PINK SLIP or DRIVE LIKE REDHEAD and miss Audrey here thinks that DRIVE LIKE REDHEAD sounds like a porno.

I said its DRIVE like redhead no BANG like redhead.

BIG DIFFERENCE! =]

Anyways, on tuesday , Aud, Chan, Amber and Muha came to my house for band meeting.

We went to KFC and laughed like maniacs!

I bet the people in KFC were waiting for us to leave. We were so DAMN loud. I mean when we shut up , we could hear .... NOTHING. And when our mouths open, it was hell for them.

BUT WHO CARES??? We had fun right?? LOL

Anyways, we walked back to my house and it was raining! Audrey was worried about her shoes, i was worried about my pants and chan , amber and muha wasn't worried at all ... or were they?

So we reached home, gave them towels and then we just started "work".

We tried writing a song.. We finished it halfway cuase we keep getting distracted!

Poor Ambie is hidden by chan's head.

Aud and her big head.

HAHA MUHA looks hillarious

ME and ALIMUHA

There's like millions of pictures f us having fun, but i'm to lazy to upload it . =D

Oh ya! Before i forget MISS AUDREY OOI broke my trophy! It was my trophy for acting when i was 12! And the audster broke it by slamming the door and it hit the trophy till it dropped and broke into TWO pieces. Let me picture it for u.

BEFORE

AFTER.

Thanks AUD.

Anyways, thats what happened on the first meeting. We're planing to have another meeting. Question is when? LOL. But still i really had fun that day eventhough my trophy is broken. And i really love Chan , aud , amber and muha for coming and making me laugh the whole day!!

hope we'll do this often! not the breaking part, of course.

TEE- HEE!

Girls Only

2009-03-20T08:09:00.000-07:00

OK. Lately I found the girly side of me! ( in ur face MUM! HA!)

I keep looking for dresses and clothes and shoes! Not because i watched "Confessions Of A Shopaholic" or anything. but it just came to me like... ZAP!..

Anyways, these are the type of dresses that caught my eye.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! i'm going crazy.

Wait till you see the tops, bottoms and SHOES!

ok . sorry about the shoes. TOo lazy to upload them

BUT

You can see them all ar www.wetseal.com.

OK. *breath in *breath out .... haih... glad that's over. I posted this blog because like i said i found the girly side of me and i was bored.

But i'll be back soon writing about crazy stuffs that happened in my life. =8)

Take care, and don't forget to do yiour homevark!

Constipated

2009-03-03T01:04:00.000-08:00

Note To Self : Never Ever Eat Popiah Ever Again!

1st March 2009 was the day where i almost blow up my bathroom. It all started on one Fine day. My mum bought food for my family. Chinese food. So, every one ate accept for me, because i was studying for a stupid test. My mum yelled at me to come down for dinner a few times . I told her i'll be there.. "in a while".

I end up not eating dinner.DUH. Dont we all do that? LOL. maybe some. Anyways i got up the next day,and did my daily routine:

Wake up
throw sister's underwear at my dog ( so that my dog will bite it and tear it into pieces )
sister yells
Dont care
Go in the bathroom
Take my sweet time
Sister yells for taking my sweet time
Still dont care

After all of that commotion, i opened my fridge to look for food. After staring at what's inside, i slammed the fridge. Sister yells from the bathroom for slamming the fridge door too hard.

=.=" ( Like i care )

Then, i saw... IT. It was covered with plastic with some chilli sauce beside it.( is there suppose to be chilli sauce beside it?) Anyways, i saw it. It was the only thing left on the kitchen table.

And so i thought. Hmmm.. Tummy is grumbling, food on the table, might as well take it before my sister does.. My mum said that no one wants to eat it, so i can finish up the whole thing. ( *Sobz...How could you , Ma? )

I ate this suicidle food made from devilish recepies. It taste good. Plus, it didn't smell at all.

After 4 - 5 hours of enjoying myself, it Happened.

The rumbling of my tummy and the pain in my stomach was just tooo much. I didn't know what happened to me. I was fighting not to run to the toilet because i didn't wanna miss a thing on SpongeBob SquarePants. I fought and fought.. and at last..

"puuuuuuuuuutttt"

Aaaaaahhh... the sound of serenity. LOL. Seriously, i was glad to hear that sound because i thought all of my problems were over. But i was SO So SO wrong!

Few minutes later... I couldn't stand the pain! So i rushed to the toilet!..

I believe i sat on that very tiolet bowl for half an hour. I think. ( I dont think there's a reason why i should keep track of what time i went into the toilet and what time i came out at this time of emergency). Eventhough, it was over, i still coludn't forget the pain that i went through.

So i wrote a song. Its based on Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

This song i wrote is called constipated. Inspired from Weird Al' Yankovich's Constipated

Verse 1

Popiah over at my house,

I went just to check it out,

When i got there i saw no one came

What a shame.

Verse 2

Mum and dad brought the popiah home,

She said "you eat it all alone"

When i got back i ate everything ,

Then i sing.

Bridge

Popiah all day,

nothing to say

I just ate a lot,

I'm one heavy pot,

I tried to Control,

But i'm catching a cold todaaayy..

Chorus

Tell me,

Why'd you have to go and make things so constipated?

I see the way you gave me all the popiah until i drop down and fainted!

In the bathroom,

I sat,

Then I stared,

then i sweat,

Cause i strained,

and i feel the pain,

Then i tried to take the toilet paper out of my ass,

But it was stuck!

Verse 3

I tried to come out of there,

But i can't go anywhere,

The phone rang,

then i started to reach out,

But can't come out!

Verse 4

Freezing cause it felt so cold,

But my ass was in the toilet bowl,

I tried to do something,

But my ass was turning PINK!

Bridge

Went to the mart,

Tried to act smart,

I look like a clown,

From upside down,

My face turned pale,

Went toilet rolls were out of Sale!

Repeat Chorus.

End.

Moral of this story is : Think twice before eating popiah, you might blow up the toilet!

Crushed Hopes

2008-12-27T22:01:00.000-08:00

I was still in bed when the posman rang my doorbell. I didn't realize that some one was in front of my house waiting . So i just continued sleeping. My sister said my name frequently. So i got up. I thought my results are here. So i ran as fast as possible to the front door. Then my sister hand me the mail and said its for me.

OMGGG!!!!

I cant believe that i won the tickets!!! aaaaaaaaahhh! I tore the envolope open

aaand....

TADAAAAA!!!

I was so so so so freaking excited! Oh ya. How i got the tickets.

FLASHBACK......

Chris and i are just chatting online as usual.

Chris: Hey . Go to galaxie blog and enter the Twlight contest. See if you can win 2 free passes.

Me: Okay sure . watever.

And so i answered a few questions, send my answers.. and ... BAAAAMMM!

I GOT THE TWO FREAKING TICKETS TO GO WATCH TWILIGHT!!

The first person i thought of bringing to watch this INCredible movie was Chris.So i rannnnnn to the phone to call chris. I was kinda scared cause the last time i PPK-ed her. But anyways, she's still the bestest friend i ever had.

So i called her and told her. And we planned how to go on the phone.

One Problem. This ticket can only be used in a TGV cinema which is in freaking KL!!!. But Chris said that she was going to kl on the 20th. So i planned to tell my sister ( who lives in KL ) that i might be coming down to KL on the 20th. But the problem is HOW? This was the plan:

I was so happy that i could go. But then, the phone rang... and my mum said that no one was going to be in freaking KL on the 20th. And she said that no one can pick u up in kl cause my sis and brother are working.

In other words. " Theres No Way you can watch that movie"

and soo..

I told chris the bad bad bad news. Haih. SOOO much of having fun.. watching twilight. Haih.

McFly Retard

2008-11-12T00:14:00.000-08:00

OMG!

I think i'm freaking going crazy about ..

McFLY!!

I was just looking for "BUSTED" ( THE BAND ) videos on youtube. And then i saw the word "MCFLY" and clicked it and..

It changed my life

Haha! But seriously guys... They rock. Especially they're songs. All of they're songs rock.

My fav's are :

1. 5 colours in her hair

2. All About You

3. I've Got You

4. Just My luck

5. Lonely

6. One For the Radio

7. I'll be ok

8. Baby's coming back

.....and the list goes on and on..

They dont just write and make awesome music....

But... they are the most funniest retarded Pervert's i've ever seen!!

For the past 3 days, i kept watching they're hillarious videos on youtube and i kept laughing like an idiot in front of my screen.

My mom got worried. Typical. She thinks i'm talking to a stranger.

And if she gets worried....

"Vinodtha!! Off the damn computer now. How many hours have you been surfing the net?!. And dont think i dont know that your talking to strangers! Teenagers like you will talk to the whole world. But yout dont even know who our talkin to!...."

=.="
( This was my reaction)

So, anyways i told her the truth and she left. But i know she'll be back with more excuses to force me to shut the computer. Haih...But mum, whatever ur doing, its SO NOT GOING TO WORK

Anyways back to McFly.

As some of u McFly fans out there know, this band consists of 4 hot , retarded, funny guys.

Danny Jones =)

This is Danny Jones.

Lead vocals and the guitarist in McFly

This is the guy who made me laugh until my mum came * bla bla*

Tom Fletcher =)

This cutie here is Tom.

Also a retard.

Vocals and guitarist of McFly

Harry Judd =)

This is Harry Judd.

Drummer of McFly

Omg! And he had a one night stand with Lindsay Lohan. He met her during filming "Just My Luck". I think he can't stand her cause she's too wild? LOL. Anyways, he's the Charlie in McFly.This means he's the "Hot One" in the band.

But i think they're all hot. I dont have a favorite. =) I LOVE THEM ALL! MUAHH!

And last, but obviously not least,

Dougie Poynter =)

Dougie Poynter.

Bassist of McFly.

The youngest. And of course , he gets picked on the most. LOL.

He doesn't think before speaking.*teehee

McFly appeared in "Just My luck".

I love them so much cause...

they ROCK

STOP!!!

If you have an innocent brain and not open minded at all, please dont continue reading this blog cause following pics may pollute or create horrible images in your mind.

So, if you come from that part of the universe,

Just click the red button that marks 'X' .

I warned you!

And they're retards

What did i tell You?!

HaHa!

So if you put these awe-some nut-heads together....

We get ...

Its also impossible to tear them appart.

Awwww...

I know i'm nuts. =D

German Class

2008-06-12T23:37:00.000-07:00

REcently, i've been taking up GErman class. Not like i want to.. i was constrained by my mum to take up that language. Okay, learning German may sound happy, fun, and interesting but for me its like HELL!

I have to spend half of my saturdays in tht prison! ( no offence , german people) but seriously. IT SUCKS! But i notice that people there are so eager and happy to learn german. And so i thought , why not give it a shot.

So, i tried making friends. I intorduced myself and mixed around. And guess what? I end up becoming friends with a 50 something-year-old Japanese guy. I mean its not tht bad. He's kinda nice and friendly. AT least, he's better than the others.*hmph.

The second thing tht really bugs me about german class is "THE TEACHER". *shivers.

The teacher always accuse me for not doing my homework and she's always picking on me. I dont know why. Maybe its because i'm the youngest, or maybe because i'm not paying attention, OR MAYBE.. I always end up making eye-contact with her.

One day, she was looking for victims to torture by asking them answers for the homework that she gave. Everyone started staring at other directions.. Some stared at their books, some stared at their hands and some even stared at each other. At that very time, i wasn't paying attention. I was doodling. While i was doodling, i felt weird because the class went from elephants stomping to pin drop silence. So, i looked up and saw something...

Something so... evil. The eyes of jeopardy. The voice inside my head screamed " LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!" but yet i stared into the menacing black eyes of hers. She then smiled so broadly that her smile was up to her ears. *shivers.. I tried shutting my eyes.. But i couldn't!! i was paralyzed.

"Finutha!",( vinodtha) it finally spoke. "Pooh-leez ansu-er zee- question"(please answer the question)

"Erm, Ich ..err.. essen.. scheise?" i had no i dea what i just said. The teacher then replied" "Finutha, tiz ool-vays hairpins"( Vinodtha, this always happens) She continued " Yoo Nevah doo YIOR HOmeVArk!"

Then i said" But, miss. I do DO my homework"

"BUTT I ASS-KED YOO to ansu-er zee Question, and yoo zold mee zee vong ansuer!"

" Vong?"

"Yes. vong.."

"Erm, sorry but can you please repeat that?"

"Vong"

i giggled. "did you say vong?"

"Well , of course i did. I said VONG!"

"Pong?"

"No, not pong.. VONG!"

"GONG?? hihihi"

"Vong , i said!"

"Or were you singing a song?hihihi

"VONG!!!" THE ANSWER IS VONG! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH? ITS VONG! YOUR ANSWER IS VONG! VONG! "

*Actually, i knew clearly what it meant... i just wanna change the subject and mess with her.. TEE-Hee!

"Oh, Sorry!" i said with an innocent face. XD. " i thought you ment something else you know"

"YAnivays, yoo zold mee zee vong ansuer". She said in an annoyed way. ( DUH!! =D)

SHe then continued, " You just said , I EAT SHIT IN GERMAN!"

"OH, my bad!" I didn't know. haha." I said... laughing..

" Yeet izz Ferry shaymvull of yoo! Yoo haf bin he-ar vor soo manay moonths! ( It is very shamefull of you, you have been here for so many months)

"O.o"

You know what? i don't understand what she just said. I mean was that even english?

" Zat izz bekaus yoo nevaH doo yiour HOMEVARK!"

Seriously, she sounded like a crow when she said "HOMEVARK".. I mean homeVARK. VARK.VARK.VARK. LOL.

"But teacher i do DO my HOMEVARK"

"Finutha, plees proonauzee koraglay" ( please pronounce correctly)

=.=". LOoK who's talking.

I looked at the clock and it was nearly time..time for emancipation! yeshhhh!!

I packed my stuff and left before anyone got up from their seats.. I was so happy that it finally ended! But the bad news is = NExt week is another day. HAIH.

But, at least i've learnt a lesson. Ans i wanna share it with you guys out there.

"ALVAYS,DOO YIOUR HOMEVARK"

*TEE-HEE!

munching nuts/ char loay teow

2008-06-01T04:35:00.000-07:00

i''m so bloody bored and i have nth to do... so i decided to eat nuts...how clever.
what the f*ck?

anyways, you get the big picture right?

I'M BORED

SO, what are u suppose to do when ur bored??.. all i could find in my house are packets of nuts. And so i decided to eat them. oh, did i mention i was alone too??.. ain't tht the perfect way to spend your holidaY?? * sighs

but i have to admit. these are some good nuts. I dont really know where
their from but ..WOW.. their good!!

okay , i know i sound insanely crazy but what else do i have to say?. Wish i could get some "koay teow'

OOH, speaking of koay teow.. My char koay teow story is really stupid.

One fine day, i was hungry and i wanted to eat char koay teow so badly. So i went to the uncle who sells them and ordered a plate. When i approached the uncle , he took my order with a smile on his face. His wife was behind him ready to cook my order.

I Love spicy stuff. So, i was wondering if he could spice up my char koay teow. I was looking for a way to tell him to add extra chilli. So i said to him. " Uncle, my char koay teow ar, put more cibai " The uncle was shocked. He then replied " HUH!??". "Put more cibai", i said with extra confidece. I was even pointing at what i was really meaning ( the cabai, of course). But, unfortunately, his wife was standing behind the cup of cabai. AND HE THOUGHT I WAS POINTING RIGHT AT HER!!! WTF?!

Mr. smiley face turned into Mr. i'm going to poison this retarded freak if she doesn't shut up right now....

Anyways, back to the story. I don't know what the hell went wrong. I just wanted extra chilli that's all. Plus, i dont know hokkien. That uncle kept saying " WA BO, WA BO!!! ".

Then i slowly back off and said. "Nevermind uncle, its okayy." I ran to my friend and told everything that happened and guess what she said?

"You idiot!!! Cibai in hokkien is a woman's vagina!! ahahaha!!!".

OMG!

I feel soo stupid right now!!

"HUH?! But i thought its chilli in hokkien!

"That's CABAI!!"

"OMFG! SHIIIIT!! No wonder he was mad at me!!" BTW, wat the hell is 'Wa BO?'

"WAbo means i Dont have!!!"

I never went to that place ever again and i also had Char Koay Teow phobia for a month.

But of course.. i laughed at myself for being so crazy!

LOL =)

Missing BRAT"S

2008-05-27T20:28:00.000-07:00

I felt sad cause i had to leave such amazing and funny friends on the last day of BRAT'S. We had so much fun! BRAT'S is the BOMB!..

I was so lost on the first day. When i first came into the hotel, i saw everyone talking to each other and so i thought " Oh crap... i'm the weird one here..haih"... But then i found out tht there were many just like me. So, i mixed around and talked to some of them and tadaa.. i made friends...

The senoirs were AWE-SOME!! They made me "laugh my ass out!". And the games were also fun. I was so stoned during " Aiyo, ping , pong , piang *insert number".LOL. THe riddles were very tricky... I still dont get Johnny... I mean come on...ITS THE FREAKING SAME THING!!!

But i'm so proud for getting "papa mama" LOL!... But i took hours to get the answer ..=.=""..

The assignments were amazing. I took pictures of some beautiful sights. Ohya.. and we "camwhored" on the way. ( i hope Nikki wasn't looking).

Performance Night was the BEST NIGHT ever!!!.. ALL performances were the BOMB!... they were so funny and creative. I love the "why lah" part. LOL . ( sorry muz..)

I just have to say that it was totally worth it coming for the BRAT'S workshop.. It was the best way to start the holidays.

~BRAT'S ROCK~